StormWeyr Quote Database

<Stormy> Allow me to present: http://Bash.StormWeyr.dk
<Stormy> Don't everyone post at once now.

<Jenny> a quantum computer compared to an ordinary computer is like the sun compared to a charcoal drawing of the sun
<Stormy> Supposedly the answer will come before you even put the question in.
<Altiesentier> But will it run Crysis?
<Stormy> No
<Jenny> no

[14:41] salaiek: ... what is it with things exploding today? c.C;
[14:42] Mottmon70: I dunno, someone slipped TnT into the water?
[14:42] salaiek: THERE'S VIAGRAAAAAA IN THE WAAAATEEERRR

[22:13] salaiek: I've got a lovley bunch of co- BALLS
[22:13] Mottmon70: COCANUTBALLS?
[22:13] salaiek: Hairy, hard, and large?
[22:13] salaiek: Wait, that Rowan..

[22:25] Mottmon70: Where DOES holy shit come from?
[22:25] salaiek: The pope.

[22:49] Mottmon70: Thier genetalia is a mutant parasite from the planet bob that will attach itself to your face and suck your innards out. Then lay its eggs in your hollowed out corpse, how else do you think they reproduce?
[22:50] salaiek: That sounds more like Xenomorphs. o.O I thought they ate cocoa beans and shit out their offspring.
[22:50] Mottmon70: COCAINE DUMPSTER BABIES?
[22:51] salaiek: YUS.

OMG NOOO

oh gawd how did this get here I am no good with computer

[20:04] salaiek: X34
[20:04] salaiek: *eats 4* NO 34!
[20:05] Mottmon70: YOUR SMILIY IS HAVING SMEX!

[12:11:21] <Cerbis_Latran> Owned http://notalwaysright.com/fun-with-language-barriers/482
[12:11:22] <Jenny> ...why indeed
[12:12:18] <Jenny> snortle
[12:12:26] <Jenny> american nationalism is such a paradox
[12:12:40] <Cerbis_Latran> yes it is
[12:12:58] <Jenny> it'd make more sense for Legos to be proud to be in Legoland